One feels one has succeeded in life when one has managed to get some proper bargains off ebay...
All started t'other day when me and mother were in Boots, makeup counter girl comes up to me "hi, have you ever heard of Benefit make-up?" "no" I lied...(first big mistake right there) "Oh, well come over here and I will give you a free make-over with Benefit products." "O.K." says I....SECOND MISTAKE.
So I follow the woman rather tenuously back to the counter...It was a long way back through a maze of aisles, she must have seen me walk in the shop and thought "now theres someone who looks rough and could do with a bit'o'slap"...anyways, get to the counter, have all this loverly makeup put on me and shes all like " which ones would you consider buying" I pick out the two cheapest (or what i think will be the cheapest) items..."how much would that cost?" I ask, thinking, "ohhh, maybe a tenner at most"....FOURTY SIX QUID FOR TWO THINGS...me thinks not...
I go home feeling a little disheartened....here i was all ready to buy this amazing makeup, that didnt make me look half bad...and then I cant afford it.
*light bulb moment* I shall EBAY it!
I did and Ive now won 3 items which should have come to about £65 for about £30, I am genious.
Maybe not so genious as if i had just have had the balls to say no to the lovely sales woman in the shop, then I wouldnt have just spent £30 on makeup...Damn, those "oh ive just come back from Ibiza and this is a natural tan, honest" sales girls!
p.s. on a lighter note....LION MAN COMES TOMORROW! :D
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